Things Bruce has not done:
Bruce Guindon was never the Fifth Beatle.
Bruce Guindon has never had a political advisor.
Bruce Guindon has not run with the bulls in Spain.
Bruce Guindon has never driven over 150 MPH.
Bruce Guindon has never met the Dalai Lama.
Bruce Guindon has not run off to join the circus.
Bruce Guindon has no bionic parts.
Bruce Guindon has never Jello wrestled. Or mud wrestled.
Bruce Guindon does not have a trust fund.
Bruce Guindon has no ties to the CIA.
Bruce Guindon was not in the original Broadway production of ÒHairÓ.
Bruce Guindon is not certified organic.
Bruce Guindon cannot fly.
Bruce Guindon is not, nor has he ever been, the Pope.
All other facts about Bruce Guindon are not substantiated and can therefore be considered entirely possibly true.